It's called "Chocolate", and is about an autistic girl. Please watch and comment on anything unusual.
Kaiser: "Chocolate" is a slapstick comedy with a hero who is a nice guy. I thought that wasn't allowed anymore. He's a single dad, bringing up his daughter with the help of his mom. He takes his job seriously. He may be chubby but he's brave and optimistic. And he's in a PG-rated film with no nudity except for a bra strap, and no jokes at all about bodily functions.
Deal: When they remake UHF in 2012 starring Dane Cook as George Newman, someone in the script-writing commitee will suggest that instead of 'Ghandi 2' there be a parody movie about a 'special needs girl with a special need..... to KICK SOME ASS'. Everyone will laugh at this idea until one guy says "They already made that movie, it was called 'Chocolate'".
Then, as a hush falls over the room he'll add "... and they were DEAD F-ING SERIOUS."
Then, I don't know, they'll have awkward silence until one guy suggests that maybe they break early for lunch. Then, they'll come back from lunch and spitball a few other ideas until they get enough to crank out an adequate script. The movie will fall into development hell for five years before eventually being released in 2018 straight to cyber-video. Dane Cook will cash the check and languish for a while doing local TV spots until reinventing himself as a talk show host with an edge. His co-host will be Chelsea Handler and they'll last eight seasons. The writers will all die in obscurity, although one of them will have a daughter that goes on to be a junior senator from Nevada for two terms so I guess that's something.
